PoetLaureateOfBachelorNation

Just a transmasculine dude aiming to be the poet laureate of Bachelor Nation #BlackLivesMatter #TheBachelorette #TheBachelor #BachelorNation #BachelorInParadise

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@politvidchannel for being the biggest of all billionaire babies? Why is he even important, he's never done anything that's valuable here, just acquired other people's ideas and passed them off as his own.

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@WholesomeMeme totally, I say what time too

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@BachelorBob_ @officialdwts @BachelorABC you had me at silk nipples Joey

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@CharlotteMJoy @mattxiv JD in that last photo has what i call his "couch time" face

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@Kitsune_Fk No we absolutely cannot

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@TheRichFromCali Canada is closed thx byeee

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@ask_aubry Why clarify what doesn't exist?

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@thebachelwhore How is he always sunburnt? Ugh he's so blegh and fake ass. I want to either coat his poor skin in aloe vera or roast marshmellows off him

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@TheBachBabes with his back story, he makes a lot more sense, but like, he never had to do house chores back then? Or he just has blocked all that out. Either way, I think he's a fun and I would totally go on an all expense paid vacation with him, but I doubt she will ultimately pick him

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@thebachelwhore Huge red flag, agreed!

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@BennettJawline sociopaths be sociopathin

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@zacharyreality I got tired halfway through reading this and had a little nap.

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@MayoIsSpicyy No but he hired the people who did, he's not that smart to do that himself

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@ask_aubry Is there just no way to use a gun like a straw? #ManUp

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@thebachelwhore I hope they just bro away

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@zacharyreality He just keeps up with the "you have every right to be upset" instead of being like "hey maybe I should think about what I'm going to put every woman in my life through because I can just keep doing this shit because my apology game is solid. "

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@bach_rants always a queen our Jenn

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Justice for Jenn

She wanted that "reckess" love
but got a feckless Marcus
she wanted a "ferocious" love
but got an atrocious Devin
we wanted more for Jenn
but learning her ABCs from ABC
means there was no adjective
that could have saved her
#TheBachelorette #MicroPoetry

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Did anyone else cringe when Devin dismissed Jenn's mom's question about understanding Vietnamese culture? He suddenly has grown up in Hispanic culture? Away from the culture with a white mom and no dad? It also felt very dismissive of Jenn's mom. Just barf all around

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When has he ever actually talked about Jenn without some producer specifically telling him to? Dude needs a therapist before he dates another women. Jenn was just a therapist in waiting, never a partner.

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Marcus posts his goodbye message to the show and nothing about Jenn