Col Crop Top

professional cute but unfunny enby, poem reader, linguist, mac’21

[Col Crop Top @transgenderelmo]

Hi swimming pool, I’m dad

[Mona @Funkaar1977]

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you

Hi, I'm swimming pool.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

[buy Fenestration @Othuke__Umukoro]

I just love the word 'hoking' in this poem, plus it's hilarious and has one of my favorite sounds in the English language.

[ana @pelicinema]

obsessed with the note that the pearl necklace miss piggy is wearing is actually hers and not provided to her for the shoot

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

they target Minneapolis bc of its strengths as an organized community that has made itself a firm obstacle for abuse and tyranny, whether facing police, ICE, or even Amazon. all the more power to the free people of Minneapolis, may every martyr made there receive ultimate justice

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Anyway here's a Roman epitaph for a dog from 2000 years ago

[Brett Chapman @brettachapman]

These Native American intercontinental trade routes in 1491 look strikingly similar to today's Interstate highway system for what some wrongly claim were a few uncivilized savages living an unpopulated wilderness!

[a blast from the past @a_past24460]

Good evening 👋

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Friendly reminder that Gonzo delivered this Dickens’ line exactly as intended.

[Nneka M. Okona 🇳🇬 @afrosypaella]

Just a reminder that Duke Ellington's "The Nutcracker Suite" is filled with very Black, soulful jazz renditions of all those classical music faves we all know from the Nutcracker ballet. It's my favorite thing to listen to this time of year!

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

fun fact: the phrase“twin cities” technically refers to st. paul and mogadishu

in 1979 albert hofstede unsuccessfully ran for a third term as mayor of minneapolis on a platform of making minneapolis “the other twin,” leading to decades of confusion

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘SESAME STREET’ x ‘KNIVES OUT’ crossover short follows Benoit Blanc trying to solve the mystery of who ate Cookie Monster’s pie.

[Shannon Minter @shannonminter5]

I found Squeaky & Albert 6 years ago today!!!! On Halloween eve. What unexpected joy they have brought…

[Thelma Walker @Thelma_DWalker]

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[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Every line of this review is BUCK WILD

[AnkleFlexion @AnfieIdFix]

NHS 2005: stop smoking
NHS 2025: it’s time to fuck your cousin for the economy

[ally @missmayn]

whenever someone says “per chatgpt” or “chatgpt says” i look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because please stop playing with me.