after an intimate gossip session lap around the costume institute me and my gender ambiguous former vegan texan la transplant spiritual pisces started to make the rounds across the room and as he smiles like a middle schooler who just got their braces off i just had to grip his shoulder and stare lovingly at the side of his head
shane: so we’re gonna get high and i’m gonna smoke so much i can’t move or fight back anymore
ilya: you never fight back?
shane: but the point is that i couldn’t even if i wanted to
ilya: why would you want to? you don’t like my dick anymore?
shane: just get the fucking joint
shane: so we’re fucking raw because you think i’m on the pill, but i’m actually lying about it.
ilya: and i poked a hole in the condom 😁
shane: no, ilya, i’m the one baby-trapping you tonight. you got to do it last week.