Laine

you guys like me right

[Laine @transseinfeld]

could not be less excited for the odyssey movie these girls are gonna be on ao3 saying tom holland got gangbanged every other scene

[Groby @groby5000000]

Punching the ground so hard the Chinese guy on the opposite end of the world gets flung in to the air

[Laine @transseinfeld]

i actually don’t mind straight women being incredibly gross about gay men right now bc men have been doing it to lesbians for millennia

[Laine @transseinfeld]

why tf messi in a lowe’s ad

[bisexual den @onthecrosslook]

i truly don’t understand how any queer person can be into it’s always sunny in philadelphia and not feel constantly humiliated

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(pick me monkey) I prefer wire mother

[All Cows Are Beautiful @CowsRBeautiful]

@spiralnegro69 my controversial take is if you’re polyamorous and have established partners and connections you should ruin my life i won’t mind

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@lilleethaa early people generally understand when it’s not appropriate to be early, but lateness often feels chronic. these people can still be friends, but it is important that the respect for each other’s time goes both ways 2/2

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@lilleethaa in that case you set that boundary. just as it is appropriate for someone to express to their friend that they feel disrespected by the friend’s lateness. also, there are exceptions to virtually every rule 1/2

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Lizzy Caplan and Rob McElhenney will star in the live-action ‘FAR CRY’ series.

Co-created by Noah Hawley.

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@girldotorg i am nothing if not myself

[Laine @transseinfeld]

someone ban me from sexting i just said something scintillates me

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@robbertsupreme LMAO i mean you weren’t wrong🤷‍♂️

[Laine @transseinfeld]

it really is incredible that schools generally show the baz luhrmann romeo & juliet as opposed to the 1968 adaptation bc it demonstrates how they find a woman’s body to be even more shameful than the sin of homosexuality

[monks mood @EF_escape]

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@larrydavidluver IT’S NOT FUNNY THIS IS MY LIFE

[Laine @transseinfeld]

i used to think no but i changed my mind when i started dating one

[kt @gingerjesus6629]

Can queer women be hags

[Laine @transseinfeld]

@gingerjesus6629 “what i just did” you LOVED. you imparted your joy unto one unfamiliar with even the CONCEPT

[Laine @transseinfeld]

god we’re gonna get such a good fuckin movie out of the this world cup