jc 🫯

long time listener, first time caller

[Rape All Bugs @AIDS_BLOOD]

I tried 20mg of Adderall once and I ended up edging to gay porn for 7 consecutive hours. Needless to say, it doesn't have an effect on me at all

[morii @moriitician]

surgical technique for intrascleral intraocular lens fixation. ⨾𓍢ִ໋.ೃ࿔:･

[Jan @janhopi]

great drop on r/foundpaper. some people have a lot going on.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Friend at a party: Hey bud it sounds like you're throwing up in there, you ok?

Me after having half a large pizza and six hazy IPAs: Yeah man, I think it's my chakras. They're fucked.

[Rebecca @brintypears]

They should rename Long Island City a random string of numbers. It should be called 8093527699538328995321

[✩‧₊˚♡ @eva370z]

i don’t smoke for 7 hours because i’m at work and i call it a tolerance break

[ؘ @peturpitus]

'sem morder'

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

having friends over isn’t about having a good time. it’s about being forced to clean your apartment

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[ROY 🎧 @archivexroy]

trans men, we can talk about our issues without making it seems like trans women have it easier than us

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

when i hit my pen i was going for ladylike high but accidentally ended up at primordial soup high

[camilo @michindica]

"why do trans men not wanna be associated with butch lesbians on T"

[WiseModer @wise_prism]

"Help! I transitioned and forgot how to piss" another tumblr banger

[Carry The Fire @thovght_crimes]

*GETS ST*BBED AT MY FAVORITE FISHING SPOT*

911 operator: i need your exact location

Me: nevermind

[jc 🫯 @transseuxal]

@boybussy32 you’re 100% correct
it’s also a fictional story, not the “trans history” people claim it is…. while aspects of it are based on the author’s life, it’s not a story about someone’s experience irl