Simon

Gigs, groundhopping, beer and whiskey. Pro EU, tofu eating woke lefty.

[Simon @trap6events]

@FootballLeagueW Complete guesswork and the usual bollocks I'd expect from you

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Damn good question!

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

It’s actually kind of scary how easily these people lie…

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM ON FOX HAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS!). THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOVE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! FOX SHOULD CANCEL LAURA IMMEDIATELY — OR FACE HUGE “CONSEQUENCES!!!” THANK YOU! — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Simon @trap6events]

@KenPaxtonTX You fucking other women isn't a political campaign. And God's pretty pissed with you so forget those fucking prayers

[Simon @trap6events]

No further details have been posted. I've phoned the club and was told no-one knows about the game! What's happening? @Official_NCFC @nc

[NCFC Academy @NCFC_Academy]

3 matches for our B Team this month⚫️⚪️

🚨The fixture - Chesterfield (A) is subject to change/confirmation

Further details about KO to follow in the match weeks.

#coyp #notts #nottscounty #ncfcacademy

[Dorking Wanderers FC @DorkingWDRS]

CLUB STATEMENT 📍

Following 25 years, 12 promotions, and 1000 matches (in charge) this Saturday, Manager Marc White has taken the decision to retire…

…his lucky coat! 🧥

Win the most successful coat in non-league football (luck guaranteed) 🤩

Simply FOLLOW & RETWEET to enter this draw! 🔁

Winner will be announced at the 1000th fixture vs @WSM_AFCOfficial this Saturday.

1000th game tickets ⬇️
https://t.co/DhQshiagRg

[Simon @trap6events]

@BBCNews Unbelievably bad reporting

[Lorrie @Lori_Jne]

@BBCNews This same UKIP candidate?

[nicola w @TabbyParent]

@BBCNews Only problem is: his wife isn't a pensioner and only works 2 hours a day aged 57. If she did 4 hours a day, they'd be getting the equivalent of the winter fuel payment every month.

[nurseybird @nurseybird1]

@BBCNews @BBCNews
You need to print a retraction
https://t.co/RtfEDYuDmQ

[Janette Strachan @BraidseaQuine]

@MichelleFattoru @BBCNews Shame on @BBCNews for attempting to hoodwink their followers/viewers.

We see you #BBC 👀

@lisanandy @UKLabour

[Simon @trap6events]

@1968Tv What a wonderful voice as well. Brings back my childhood, Sunday afternoon and ATV Star Soccer ⚽️

[Simon @trap6events]

Is there a friendlier club than @tnsfc ?! It's the only Cymru Premier game I've been to sp others may be wonderful but the bar is incredibly high now!!! (And it helped you sell some merch, we invested wisely!!)

[Simon @trap6events]

@dozecat007 @BBCr4today Any organisation which puts her and Toby Young in any position of influence is - at best - faulty

[Bob Hudson @Bob__Hudson]

Recognition of thrice-elected Mayor of London attacked by our sour right-wing press. Andrea Jenkyns, Charlotte Owen, Toby Young et al given free passes - naturally.

[Simon @trap6events]

@BishopsCleeveFC Very friendly club, great game. I thought you deserved a point but that's football, I guess. 2 good teams

[Simon @trap6events]

@BishopsCleeveFC @YateTownFC Looking forward to my first visit!