punkroctopus.bsky.social

I am the only person good at the internet.

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The key to enjoying Twitter is turning off retweets.

You're welcome.

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This is the only footage of The Oscars I've seen and I'm running it back like the Zapruder film watching Co-Writer dude's soul escape his body clearly not wanting anything to do with this.

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LOL at the Emilia Perez "Best Song" winners singing the end of their acceptance speech and then immediately being played off with the wrap-it-up music

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Blurt laughing at this section of the Wiki page for Dr Caligari:

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Bring everything about this back.

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Incredible IMDB Trivia for Blink Twice:

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I don't care if you're dropping Marky Mark's Good Vibrations or Snow's Informer ironically, you're still forcing me to listen to this shit.

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I don't think I can make it through this first episode of Yellowjackets based solely on the soundtrack picks alone. Dracula levels of bleh.

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I love the Looney Tunes shorts where they don't know how the fuck to end so it's, like, hey check out this worm with Frank Sinatra's face.

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Finding a chunk of hash in my $25 ounce of dirtweed was an even better version of the onion ring in the fries.

But that one time I got a chicken strip in my fries? That's the best, right there.

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Shoutout to these two absolute maniacs at this preview screening of Paddington 3.

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@FrankMeadows84 Disney breaking the seal on the Fox vault for Freaked is WILD.

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PHYSICAL MEDIA WILL NEVER DIE.

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My favorite weather is turning the heat on until my feet aren't cold, cutting it then turning the box fan on low a foot away from me to take the edge off.

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Mourning lost vibes.

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I hit the GROK button accidentally and then I found out it will AI summarize your profile and ahahaha.

Self-proclaimed "cool cat."

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It's the weekend all weekend long, baby.

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Love that Work from Home break where I jump off the computer and run over to pet that one spot on my cat's forehead for 15 minutes straight.

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@thomisaacs @FrankMeadows84 Pipe layers respect pipe layers.

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@windomgirle Bill Paxton in The Dark Backward always delivers the goods. https://t.co/GrVliVh5io

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Was there ever a filmography that Zagged harder than Bill Duke?

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I think the show is dead and it should be dead, but goddman it, I wanna see Stephen Root as Evrart/Edgar Claire in Disco Elysium.