Trap House Rabbit

🏳️‍⚧️ IT Professor with a cosplay problem. Rumored to hold a PhD in video games. Runs sushi bars at Burning Man. Won't shut up about jungle. Bunnies. 🏳️‍⚧️

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@sunmaddymutt Let's goooo I miss youuuuuu
Lemme cook for you~

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@RottenRiotBuppy @coineagan ✋

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

STOP USING ANTI-BUNNY LANGUAGE

somebody -> somebunny
hello -> hello would you like a carrot
how are you -> how many carrots would you like
thank you -> i love you little bunny here have some carrots
i don't like bunnies -> i will be assimilating into the bunmind

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@MarMerkel You don't suck 💚

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@Violet_Okami A great monster has been silenced!
Throwback to 2012 when the dude got a heart attack eating there.

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@Cobaltbug Sorry for dognapping that one 😭
P.s. it misses you a bunch and needs more clothes that smell like you. Lmk if you need the address

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@PuppyGirlRiot Wondering why you ain't said happy mother's day to me 💚

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@PuppyGirlRiot Girliepop we literally just got done with a beach day 😭

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@DollDelusional_ When we hangin' out and comparing bunny ears? 🐰

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@Mariethemouse A cute girl wants to ask you out, but she's too big of a bottom (typical problem in Seattle)
Do you roll for initiative?

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@RottenRiotBuppy 6 gauge dating a 00
Call that a problematic gauge gap

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@sunmaddymutt Love youuuuuuu

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@5enua @so_0uls Hottest take: watch the watchers behind this facade.
Blades are cheap. If their sigint is good what you do doesn't matter.
But their sigint isn't good.
DM if you don't understand.

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@Femgirl_Fishing @FemboyIdeas Longtime watcher of you. Love your minecraft maps and discussion on streams and topography

An unfortunate consequence of fame, and changing yourself, is others writing their narrative on you. Lotta people want you as you were, not what you are or will be
Stay chasing happiness:)

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@dontgender @mordorxvx This is just a picture of me.

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@DollDelusional_ Wars have been fought and men have died over the glorious thigh gap

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@Violet_Okami We miss you tooooooooo

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@Cobaltbug But which kind? Ceramic? Liquid metal? Arctic?

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@GDalheart You got your own Felix cosplay?! 😲

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@LiquidGoth Taco Tuesday queen? 👀