alan

I don't like shit, I don't go outside

[alan @traplordian3000]

u can either catch my love or these hands ur choice

[bubberton @terbbub]

Putting up 80 points in fantasy this week, haven’t touched a female in 2 years, and I have to go to work tomorrow

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[Brendan James @deep_beige]

Liquid Vance

[Peeps @PeepsYGO]

This is my favorite genre of post:

“Hi my name is John Capitalist Regulationsarebad. Recently I’ve noticed everything in Europe is better, healthier, and I’m happier being here. However, they have more wealth distribution and a social safety net. Can someone explain this to me?”

[🐈‍⬛2🎃 @2rare2rare]

NIGGAS GET CAUGHT ON THE DL AND START POSTING THEY GIRL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis

[jay @denvermayor]

me when i'm about to order 4/5 spice level at the thai restaurant

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Zero print in sweats no wonder Nancy was the #PARKINGLOTDEMON

[angel 🍂 sunrise on the percyjackets @melanchorus]

what it feels like to say you are strongly against the use of generative AI in front of a group of people your age

[🌿✧ Faye ✧🌿 @fayewilds_]

BREAKING NEWS: politicians can just choose to not just be adolf hitler and instead actually help people

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

arriving to your husband’s funeral like cody rhodes

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

My son just told me he’s gay

I burst into tears

But not for the reason you think

You see, I understand that statistically, men earn about 20% more than women

Marrying a man instead of a woman is simply a wise long-term financial decision

So proud of my son ❤️