Mary

[Mary @traplordmary]

i’m drunk rn trying to make mac n cheese. it’s not going well.

[Mary @traplordmary]

i’m really good at throwing random things in with noodles and calling that a meal.

[Mary @traplordmary]

my car gives last owner vibes

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

‘gas stoves are dangerous’ ‘there’s lead in your chocolate’ ‘your food is full of microplastics’ what am i supposed to do

[Mary @traplordmary]

it turns out i don’t know how the moon works

[toxic king @toxicking]

Butterfly tattoo having ass bitch

[Mary @traplordmary]

gotta start growing out my armpit hair again to piss my family off for the holidays

[Mary @traplordmary]

why does nancy pelosi keep asking me for money

[Mary @traplordmary]

i told my therapist about you (derogatory)

[ej @xejbxyd]

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

[Mary @traplordmary]

i love being alive and i’m totally gonna keep doing it.

[Mary @traplordmary]

it’s hard to be sexy with 3 jackets on

[Mary @traplordmary]

pretending my air force’s are waterproof when it rains

[Mary @traplordmary]

studying while you’re depressed is really hard

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

narcissist be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

[Mary @traplordmary]

i miss my stoner friends. i have no one to smoke a bowl with

[Mary @traplordmary]

it was tails but i still went home

[Mary @traplordmary]

flipping a coin to see if i should skip class or not

[Mary @traplordmary]

can’t be mugged if you don’t have any pockets