Stanley The Turtle

rocket ship builder and part-time hair stylist. @oksylvia is my master.

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

I met a girl. Her name is Kattuggla. 😍

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

I love @MileyCyrus #wecantstop she's my bae

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

@NICKIMINAJ you are my life

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

@PortugueseReis ok

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

@PortugueseReis you can't exclue me. animal cruelty

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

@PortugueseReis I have twitter man, no need to hashtag.

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

#way2manyturtlesinmyshell

[rad @sombodySAYsmthg]

I wish I had prosthetic flippers

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

I drew @nickiminaj

[Jr @MFJR0]

I get to sleep till 9. If that's not winning then you can punch me in the face.
#lettuce

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

Just got out of the rehab. Did you know that Billy Joe Armstrong likes lettuce?

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

Hi, my name is Stanley and I'm a lettuce addict.

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

I just overheard @oksylvia talking about sending me to rehab for my lettuce addiction ):

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

What I don't like is that the lettuce is kept on the top shelf of the fridge #cannotreach #HALPMEPLEASE #lettuce

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

Aiight, MC shelly bout to rap, can't hold a gun to go brap brap. So just watch my flow and I'll golike Bert the turtle on the current Myrtle

[rad @sombodySAYsmthg]

The irrelephance of elephants makes me feel like #Christmas

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

I'm really hungry someone give me some godamn lettuce

[Stanley The Turtle @trappedinashell]

Eating lettuce by day, snapping humans by night, being a turtle is hella tight