Your Mom's Favorite Trader

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[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@gainzy222 kid is just trying to trigger people fr fr

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

when you see Vitalik is trending, but then realize it's for his massive schlong.

God, I love Crypto.

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Nobody has life figured out.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

Can we bring 2021 back? thanks.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@Bitboy_Crypto fucked with the wrong guy. You scum bag.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

Life is really just one massive trade.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@dannygreene oh they'll find something brother.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@mdudas the scooters in my home city have now been commandeered by the homeless, I'd classify them as a public good.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@rainnen23 Have you ever been on a merry-go-round that breaks down, never stops and start reaching terminal velocity? Welcome to a DAO.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@michelleefang were they goblin style cookies???

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@SizeChad that girl is without a doubt an animal in the bedroom

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@PenguinSp4ce @sappyseals that is one jacked seal!!

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@gainzy222 @coinfessions *you dream of being ratio'd by gainzy*

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@dYdX Good evening because I stayed up all night. ffs 😈

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@GMX_IO @Bybit_Official @0xFredChris Is that a runescape party hat for Fredegar? Is so you earn all my liquidity.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

Can we normalize waking up at 3am to check if you've been liquidated or not???

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@dYdX I will not doxx my dog, he doesn't need that type of fame.

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@AntonioMJuliano @StevenDickens3 Can you say it louder for people in the back? ty ty

[Your Mom's Favorite Trader @trappedtrading]

@dYdX There's no pain if you're already dead inside.