Tess Andrade

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7 dayer lip

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@pleasuresystems Same!

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@Vocnord @Booster_1a @planecrashpod I’d be happy to. Free of charge.

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@adadefriez I miss fighting with my mom in the dressing room of Limited Too.

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You seem like someone with a clean dental record. What I’m saying is, I’d like to see the inside of your mouth. If you’ll let me.

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@adadefriez I also wish it was acceptable to pick up each other’s poop. But this is the world we live in. 🤷‍♀️

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@bananafitz Mine are extremely grandiose as well

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I don’t trust anyone that’s barefoot.

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I love how my mom thinks I’m tech savvy.

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@CarolynCicalese I can’t decide if I wanna fuck him or be him.

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Why is everyone sleeping on this tweet?

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I have a strong affinity for anything inflatable. Trying to unpack this in therapy.

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Washing down my SSRI with a white claw is my hot girl summer.

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Siri’s been losing the plot for a while now.

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@AnitaGrape K

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@AnitaGrape Weird I’m still in lockdown

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@AnitaGrape @paytonfucks Since Easter Sunday ! 🙏

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@AnitaGrape @paytonfucks It’s one of my greatest joys too

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Normalize looking at ex boyfriends’ Venmo payments.

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@themichaelbauer @elonmusk Except for Grimes.