PHOENIXTHEPRODUCER™

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

$20k to simulate the experience of a roommate with a ketamine problem.

[PersephoRainnie 👑🌹 @AquariusMain]

This the ONLY vibe from now on

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

My balls when she starts taking her sock off

[Mark Brooks @markbrooks]

It is more difficult to build a family that wants to live together than it is to afford the compound

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Honestly, the best part was not having internet

[Akira @Akir_a997]

imagine dating someone and it works out and you two are together for the rest of your lives

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Vitus @holl4fs]

i get scared when things go well for me.

[𖹭 @kittyjyr]

you will be overpaid and underworked

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

“those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”

[mara @vixeias]

Typically i show signs of psychosis

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

People are now using AI to make children's television characters break the law.

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Get the interior designers back on cocaine please