im ded

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[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

free speech my ass

[sabina @thelifeofsabina]

me listening to drake’s album until i heard the line about megan…

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

therapist: what’s making you anxious

me: …………………….*gestures broadly*

[teryn @youngtiddy]

idc if u drink milk just don’t do it in front of me

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[teryn @youngtiddy]

can i come over and lay completely still on top of u for 3 hours

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

your childhood wasn’t lit if a dresser or tv never fell on you

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

box: meow

schrodinger: ignore that

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

eleven and papa ❤️

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING