Ethan Thomson

Just out here watching a pig man strip away our rights on the daily

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@Uber has yet again forced me into an impossible conundrum. I owe them 8,000 Argentinian pesos (about $8 USD) from a trip I took two years ago. I’ve tried to pay it off many times but they refuse to accept any payment method. I even bought Uber cash to pay it but still no dice 🤦‍♂️

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@magameg31 Everything you listed has been proven in a litany of ways, from the sexual assault accusations made against him to him quoting of fascist dictators etc BUT you clearly have zero interest in finding actual proof or you would have researched instead of asking X to do it for you

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@DHSgov @HiltonHotels Yeah I wouldn’t let the gestapo stay on my property either

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@TheMaineWonk Priests, along with journalists, aren't even supposed to be attacked in a time of war against foreign nations, much less in a non-violent protest on U.S. soil.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

WATCH: Trump’s Troopers shot an unarmed Priest in the head with a rubber bullet.

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@SpencerHakimian I mean… I find it accurate…

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

Thinking about how we say “the flu” because it’s short for influenza and that’s basically like if “the rona” became the most common thing people called COVID. Pharmacies like “make sure you come in for your free rona vaccine.”

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

Maybe, at the end of the day, the real names on the Epstein list were the friends we made along the way.

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@SCMountainGoat @GavinNewsom Trump’s illegal immigration policies caused all of this. He sent an unprecedented number of unidentified officers to indiscriminately kidnap working class people with no history of violence.
Trump belongs in federal prison (and has the criminal record to prove it)

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@corbinwilliams @GavinNewsom So close! That’s a mentally ill unhoused person who could use better mental health services, ones he can’t get especially since the Trump administration has stripped down major social health programs. Most Californians, however, are not this gentleman.

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@menotsosilent @GavinNewsom Oh are the undocumented farm workers the ones who just voted to completely strip down Medicaid and give tax cuts to millionaires and billionaires who already avoid paying taxes in any way they can?? That’s funny, could’ve sworn that was Donald Trump and the spineless GOP…

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@IsabellaMDeLuca Bc the entire event was staged. Show me the scar on Trump’s ear where the bullet allegedly grazed him.

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

@RepThomasMassie Or MAYBE they haven’t been released bc Trump, a man with a long history of hyper-sexualizing young women and 25 legitimate sexual assault accusations against him, was famously FRIENDS with Jeffrey Epstein. I wonder what motive he could have for not releasing the Epstein files???

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

My girlfriend thinks men are inherently more aggressive than women and I’m literally too scared to tell her I disagree

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

STOP 👏 QUOTING 👏 ACE 👏 VENTURA 👏 DURING 👏 SEX 👏 IT 👏 MAKES 👏 WOMEN 👏 FEEL 👏 VERY 👏 UNCOMFORTABLE 👏 APPARENTLY

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

NO I didn’t use a stud finder NO I didn’t use a wall anchor NO I didn’t use a level NO I didn’t measure the distance from anything to anything NO it doesn’t look good YES I WILL CONTINUE TO DO HOME IMPROV’MENT AND ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME FOR IT

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

Me: ew this restaurant has a B health rating

Also me: *ravenously eating meat I literally bought from a tent on the sidewalk*

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

I know it’s all normal now but the first guy to eat eggs was probably a fucking freak

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

I’m a people pleaser I just know I’d be entombed #TikTok https://t.co/oiz4AxEn5e

[Ethan Thomson @trashboytweets]

If you’re ever feeling down just remember that you might not have done the most embarrassing thing you’ll ever do yet