Colton

sus ✨| he/him/his | ftm🏳️‍⚧️ | I’m no philosopher but I got thoughts

[Colé 🦁🇲🇽 @SgvaCole]

Friendly reminder that outting your trans friends to random strangers without their permission is Not Cool!!!!

[Colton @trashcolt]

Just finished S3E9 of GOT… what the actual fuck??????

[Colton @trashcolt]

Sinners was a 13/10

[Colton @trashcolt]

I just opened a cold ass can of Coke and it sounded like I cocked a gun… shit gonna be C R I S P Y

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Colton @trashcolt]

Hey so why do we let kids have iPads nowadays ????

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

no sorry i just didn’t expect the hungers games to be announced

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Critical thinking

[Colton @trashcolt]

Forever hate getting blood drawn as a phleb because whole time I’m taking note of all the shit they’re doing WRONG

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

[Colton @trashcolt]

I miss the 2000-2010s era reality television

[ben @benxwebsterx]

The impact go piss girl has had on the world really needs to be studied because why did I nearly say it to my HR manager

[Colton @trashcolt]

I’m amazed at how fucking moronic people become on a road they’ve driven thousands of times when the lines are removed during construction

[🌿✧ Faye ✧🌿 @fayewilds_]

BREAKING NEWS: politicians can just choose to not just be adolf hitler and instead actually help people

[Colton @trashcolt]

I’m finally starting to grow a soul patch and mustache. Thank fuck for T

[glow JUPI⋆˙⟡ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[mommy🧜‍♀️🩷 @thelittleamaris]

I think it’s very obvious which egg is next