Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven

Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

She deleted the post I quoted, so to be clear:

I am only following Elizabeth Holmes for possible feet pics.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@Wario64 Some shit tier Jokers on this. I’ll wait for the clearance sale

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Wait till they learn about how phone cameras have actually worked for the last few years 🤭

[insider trade @notsotroubled]

"This lets you to take a picture that never actually happened..."

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@Wario64 The worst people to have social interactions with are gonna eat this up

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Understood. Please enjoy the next 500 horror movies and 30 artsy films every year for the foreseeable future

[shivers @flashivers]

Contender for worst scene in a movie ever

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

FF VII IS DONE

WHERE FFX REMAKE

[FINAL FANTASY @FinalFantasy]

Surprise! Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Remaster is coming digitally on Nintendo Switch 2!

Experience the stories of Tidus and Yuna in two of the greatest RPGs of their generation from July 23rd.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@lheureuxadam @eldianangel Yeah this is definitely weird if you’re poor

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@GenePark You just eat the burger that comes out of the kitchen.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@letterboxd this is fucking gross lmao

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@paulg Paul, amazing insight. Question for you, how often do you sniff your own farts? I’d like to get high off my own fumes and would like some advice.

Thank you.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

Crazy to have remade such an old property that no one fucks with anymore while Backrooms in theaters.

Obvious modern disconnect by a mile and a half.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE’ has opened with $54.3M worldwide.

The budget is nearly $200M.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@Whatapityonyou Can’t decide if I should use the jingling keys gif or Lois Griffin saying 9/11. Could you please pretend I used both here?

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Yeah it’s real easy, hackers gotta sign into that one excel file holding financial data and start deleting it.

Thankfully everything worth anything has no security protections on it 😂

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@Harada_TEKKEN @ericarrache Tell Kamiya to apologize for calling me an insect 😡

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

@adje__ I agree. We need to abandon all things that have edge cases. Can’t have something wrong happen, ever 😤

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

This dude has a ghost writer maxing his Reddit updoots and everyone falling for it 💀

We toast

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

.@geoffkeighley Parappa 3

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This just proves the industry knows this entire concept is dogshit

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

'The Odyssey' website shows you how the film looks in different aspect ratios 🎞

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

Gonna pop my phone in here to record the movie, thanks Nolan
#Odyssey #ChristopherNolan #PlausibleDeniability #ThisIsAJoke #NotBuyingATicket

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’ is an IMAX camera.

[Marty Cheese, Potato Chip Heaven @trashcompact_]

All this bait bullshit for them to NEVER bring back 3’s

They know it’s a better game mode than 5’s. They are terrified of being a better game.

[League of Legends DE @LoLGermany]

Wenn ihr eine aus League entfernte Sache zurückbringen könntet (Reworked Champ, Item, Map, etc.), welche wäre das?