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delicious.

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@peachprc Maybe stop abusing ritalin?

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@Ahpra Andrew Laming? @Ahpra

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@RANZCOeyedoctor Does Andrew Laming still work as an ophthalmologist, @RANZCOeyedoctor ?

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@RANZCOeyedoctor Does Andrew Laming still work as an ophthalmologist, @RANZCOeyedoctor ?

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Someone please report #andrewlaming to AHPRA. Not fit to be a doctor.

[The Sage @SarkySage]

Remember that time Scomo said when rape victims come forward they will be believed? 👇
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@laureningram @millionsofmyles @NewtonMark But that’s because you chose the career you did, Lauren. It can be done but you need to make the hard choices.

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@sybil_stephens They just both have glasses. Are you OK?

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@SerkanTheWriter Well it must be so embarrassing to need to drug women in order to get some "sex". He's probably crawled under a rock to die.

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@JamieAECrowe Hope you ended up dumping him!

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@BernardGaynor Did you have a bad relationship with your mummy growing up? Who hurt you? Are you aware that therapy is a thing? Might help...

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@sndon50 @KirralieS @DanielAndrewsMP I voted for him and would do it again in a second. Sadly his management of covid saved idiots like you, whom we could have all done without but whatevs.

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@KirralieS @DanielAndrewsMP What lies, Kirralie? Show me some evidence.

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@BernardGaynor You have a really small penis, don't you?

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@peachprc This is just your borderline talking. Breathe and realise that these feelings pass.

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@MizTeeFranklin Also, there is a clear correlation between people who say "I have a high pain tolerance" and rating their pain way higher than their actions and appearance suggest.

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@MizTeeFranklin Even a person under anaesthetic in theatre will have a rise in respiratory rate and heart rate in response to the surgeon making a cut. WHEN THEY ARE ASLEEP! If you think your pain in 9/10 but look fine, you clearly have a low pain tolerance.

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@leGingerSnap_ @MizTeeFranklin For instance if come to ER &you tell me your chronic pelvic pain flare is a 10/10 but you are texting your boyfriend and eating fast food in the hospital cubicle, with normal obs and able to hold a full normal convo, then you can fuck right off home thanks.

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@leGingerSnap_ @MizTeeFranklin The pain scale isn't taken at face value. We ask you to gain information about the way you FEEL about your pain. There are also another 5-6 things we look at, objectively, that tell us about your pain level, including your breathing patterns and rate, your obs, sweating, etc.

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@Shofie_Maverwyn @MizTeeFranklin Yeah that's not how it works.