gina

who am i

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Calling all #Musketeers and #Muskrats.

True story. As a kid, @elonmusk failed basic algebra because he refused to calculate exponents. He couldn't accept that there was a higher power than himself.

[gina @trashdanieI]

@elonmusk every step of his life is an embarrassment and he just keeps on going as if we're cheering him on and not hysterically laughing as we get ready to actually eat the rich

[gina @trashdanieI]

sooooo someone's making a new Twitter so we don't have to stay on here......... right........... ...........

[gina @trashdanieI]

@elonmusk i truly don't understand the point in buying an existing app to absolutely ruin instead of just... making your own??? Is it because no one would support you and you also aren't actually smart enough to make your own?????

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

everyone should save this and spam elon with it lol

[gina @trashdanieI]

you couldn't pay me to update twitter to this new bullshit. muskrat has ruined this app enough and im probably just gonna leave this app even though ive been on it for a fucking decade

[gina @trashdanieI]

ratatouille fails the Bechdel test :(

[gina @trashdanieI]

@SpotifyUSA @youtubemusic @TIDAL is $9.99 / month still just so u all know

[gina @trashdanieI]

@SpotifyUSA literally why are you greedy its already expensive to just be able to skip songs and play what I want to hear.... making me wanna swap to @youtubemusic

[gina @trashdanieI]

@SpotifyUSA oops just kidding @youtubemusic upped their price too... guess Limewire is making a swift return huh

[gina @trashdanieI]

elon has had a receding hairline since the womb maybe that's why he's so butthurt all the time

[gina @trashdanieI]

@_ClaireConnelly what am I missing here

[gina @trashdanieI]

@_ClaireConnelly all of these people saying americans can't do bank transfers on the banks app while I open my bank app and transfer $5 back and forth between my checking and savings indefinitely for free

[gina @trashdanieI]

You fellow Americans can't do bank transfers ????? I am so confused I've been using my bank app for (free) internal and external transfers for like 8 years now...... are u guys ok?????????????????????? Youre all using PayPal and/or zelle to transfer money?!?!? WHAT

[gina @trashdanieI]

protein chocolate milk + big ol chocolate chip muffin = perfect midnight dinner

[gina @trashdanieI]

@ashleyhcp this you, girlie? :)

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

Rep. Maxwell Frost is the first member of Generation Z to serve in Congress.

He has released his first financial disclosure as a Congressman.

It showed that he owns no assets.

His largest source of income in the past year was $3,039 from working as an Uber driver.