trashfries

Notorious billionaire entrepreneur, and the outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks.

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A stable adult relationship? In this economy???

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At the speakeasy where I work, we were blessed with the company of @RealChalamet before the playoff game this evening and he seemed so lovely! I have met my fair share of celebrities working here, but he was mingling with other patrons, taking photos with them and being so kind.

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Waited five hours outside this morning in line for a labubu for them to sell out like fifty people ahead of me. Guess I’ll go die now.

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People who talk loudly at airport bars should be k*lled on sight.

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Wow truly blessed today. Immaculate uber to the airport and now middle seat left open (arguably the best outcome outside of a full row to yourself).

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Uber drivers having good music is always such vibe. This dude is bumping Natasha Bedingfield Unwritten on our way to Ohare at 4am. Absolute perfection.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

“I used AI to make myself look like Studio Ghib-”

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I don’t particularly care about bringing woolly mammoths back, their natural territories seem pretty developed now, but I do fully support more cross-breeds. Woolly cats? Woolly deer? Woolly capybara? Absolutely.

[TIME @TIME]

Scientists have bred woolly mice on their journey to bring back the mammoth. https://t.co/95Xlx37Qz8

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Yeah one will see you later and the other in a while.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

You know the difference?

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Aside from the standard financial advice of bolstering savings, pay down debt, etc, what are good things to consider/learn/save/etc before a recession?

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I’m using this too often lately…

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

TRUMP: I say Canada should be our 51st state. No tariffs, no nothing. We give them military protection. They're about last in NATO. They say, 'why should they spend on military, the U.S. protects us.' That's true. It's not fair. They couldn't exist if they had to pay their way.

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I couldn’t even tell you which friends have iPhones let alone what kind, if you get a new phone every year you should be taxed more.

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Anytime I think I could beat the tism speculations, I catch myself standing/walking/sleeping with the little t-rex hands.

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Spent all day at an anime convention, then all night dancing at the bar, and let me tell you, the 3am shower I just took was absolutely euphoric.

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Y’all out here screaming about “state’s rights” until a state does something you don’t agree with 🙄

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

🚨 President Trump announces Maine will not receive federal funding until they comply with the executive order keeping men out of women's sports

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Using this response anytime a kid asks me for anything from now on 💀

[rachel @rachelmillman]

I asked Bill Nye for a photo when I was in the sixth grade and he said “you don’t have enough money” and walked away laughing at me lol

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Went to the dentist and didn’t cry

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Turns out I’m not actually sad, it’s just cold outside and we’re watching our government slowly turn into a kleptocracy in real time.

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Lmao this idiot is trying to start a war with Coca-Cola, Frito-Lay, and Mars 😂🤣

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

US government looking to ban 'junk food' purchases for food stamps, following RFK Jr.'s confirmation.

“No sugary drinks & junk food”

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I owe so much money in taxes and I am a single person working three jobs just to live paycheck to paycheck and paying so much money for healthcare and other necessities. Meanwhile we have shit infrastructure, shootings daily, and planes falling out of the sky. Hate it here.