Skinwalker Texas Ranger

Ⓥ Survival of the Finesse

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Who let the dogs loose? 🐶

@knockedloose

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

It’s been 45 days without nicotine and yet any time I’m slightly inconvenienced or stressed I check my pockets for that nicotine stick immediately. I hate this shit

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

They grow up so fast

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

@OrlandoPolice what is the reason cars are getting ticketed and towed for parking along this curb? I don’t see a no parking sign and the curb is not yellow. Is it just because this is where people park to go to the gay bar next-door or what?

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Me: :fighting for my life to get out of bed:
Chelsie from inside the bathroom: I think Harry Styles got hair plugs

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Market on South is being returned to its former glory (and is actually clean for once in its existence)

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Do I know anyone that is a trademark attorney or is close with one?

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

@xamberbitxh Working in a kitchen

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Do I know anyone in Orlando that needs part time work for $17/hour plus tips?

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

@juiceboxjulez 11-8 but everyone I’m interviewing can just do morning/afternoon. I desperately need people that can also do till 8 or 9pm

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

@lesliehdesign Genuinely though

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

My store has dealt with so much discrimination from Winter Garden due to us doing 21+ after hours drag bingo and burlesque events but we move to Orlando soon and I am absolutely fucking elated

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

This dude and his son come into my store every Saturday and the kid is always on his Switch while they eat. I asked if he likes BotW to which he shrugged. I told him it’s really good and 2 minutes later I walk by and he’s watching the opening cutscenes.
I hope it’s life changing

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Crazy that my store is being pushed out of our space due to drag bingo and burlesque shows but very excited to move it closer to home

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

If Cheetos and Doritos teamed up and made cool ranch Cheetos I would be very sad

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

The overly dramatic facial expressions in Tiktoks will give me cancer one day I just know it

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Being a business owner is tight sometimes but sometimes it is very much not tight at all

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Don’t let the conservatives fool you, peeing sitting down is awesome

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Giving @gingerspice333 a Jewish baptism

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

Wild how republicans claim they’re “pro life” when they don’t support free school lunches, universal healthcare, and won’t even tighten restrictions on gun ownership. You are not pro life, you are pro birth and your “compassion” for life ends there.

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

@Todd_D That’s what I thought but wasn’t sure lol yeah $70 sounds like a dream

[Skinwalker Texas Ranger @trashgiant]

How much do y’all pay for auto insurance?