trash gremlin

professional bisexual wife, exmormon, and number one hater of Stuart Little

[Venera 💤 @geovenera]

people talk about dutch not being real but dude i cant wait until they see danish

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Pretty sure my cat wakes me up early as hell just so she can have someone to watch the sunrise with

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

My in laws love my home made bread and I am so happy about it I could just burst

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Husband isn't home, Animal Crossing is going on full volume

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

@very_demanda I truly love this for you queen 💕

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

As a hairdresser when a married dude flirts with me or asks me out while I'm cutting their hair it takes everything in my power to not stab them in the jugular with my shears. Like sir you are MARRIED, YOU HAVE A WHOLE WIFE AND KIDS. I'm telling her and MY HUSBAND about this.

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

AND THEY DIDNT EVEN FUCKING COME

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Absolutely nothing is worse for my ADHD than a pest control company who says they'll be there "between 8am-5pm" like are you kidding me? I have to be up early to wait around all day for you. WAIT ALL DAY? I'm literally going insane

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Shame we only have a George of the Jungle and no Jungle Jim

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Is there a slip knot themed bakery somewhere? My brain is telling me no but my heart is saying yes

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

@whitecatprophcy I remember getting so sick on trek when we did the river crossing part my dad had to carry me across (bc I could not walk without puking) and everyone was crying bc it was so spiritual but I just wanted to be at home

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Absolutely nothing is worse for my ADHD than a pest control company who says they'll be there "between 8am-5pm" like are you kidding me? I have to be up early to wait around all day for you. WAIT ALL DAY? I'm literally going insane

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

IMANE KHELIF IS SUING ELON MUSK AND JK ROWLING!!

[Justin Re: Covington @JCov1]

White women are belting again we're finally free from the moody mumble moment

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

Steven Van de Velde flew to a whole other country to drug a 12 year old girl with alcohol and repeatedly raped her. She self harmed and overdosed in an attempt to take her own life due to the trauma. He only served 12 months. I say people haven't gone far enough.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

old enough to experience waterparks cancelling an album for the second time and also old enough to experience waterparks releasing double dare & entertainment 2019 for a second time

[moça das promoções @MocaDasPromos]

Just...

[trash gremlin @trashgrenlim]

Why are you trying to start beef with me? I'm literally the age of your child