Paul Hayward

Fan of obscure Peel show music, Chelsea FC (have to bring out credentials, been going since 1980) and Kent CCC despite living in Essex all my life...thanks DAD

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@danwhitepr My old news sense appears to be way off!!

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@marcrileydj @hanleyPa Mine was The Fall 84 at Essex Uni, I'm sure I read Mark said that John Leckie was doing the live sound on that leg of the tour and that he had everyone's ears bleeding!

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@marcrileydj Tis a wonder how they wrote so few songs once he'd gone 🤔

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@PatNevin Just thinking that was the only one I disagreed with...and I'm a Chelsea fan...

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@PippaCrerar Should submit that nonsense to the BBC Comedy Unit...golden stuff

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@BorisJohnson Cat check: Here's what Johnson said about Trump's speech at the time

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

[Freeze Frame]

Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@1JamesCHELSEA Always remember that game, we battered United for 20 mins....and then Bryan Robson grabbed the game and ripped it away from us

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@TimesRadio @ClaireCoutinho @CalumAM @rosiewright99 Can you imagine telling everyone there is going to be a meat tax???

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@lewis_goodall Most people in the UK carry an ID card for a supermarket...that I bet knows way more about how they live their lives than the Government

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@JohnRentoul "Having lost so much talent in July"...now that's a good one 😂

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@johncrossmirror Why do we accept that John? If he meant to save that he should be playing in goal, why are we here?

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Can everyone not share this pls
Kind regards

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@almurray Yep 4 times now

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@lushattic I don't know who directed the smarmy kid, who is hateful, would not give this company my money

[Tommy Cannon @TheTommyCannon]

@GaryBarlow can I join the giant son club? 😂

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@Dukenfield I do have access....I don't pay for it, my daughter does, so will enjoy :-) feel free to recommend some others might as well get her monies worth

[laura @lauraridge_]

Not ready to deal with the hideous result just yet so will continue on my quest to find the best Gary Barlow’s massive son memes for a while…

[Paul Hayward @trashmad]

@lushattic ...and if you are playing, you must shout justice when it happens.....

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Don't Mention It!