Tom the Trashman

True son of the Revolution. American since 1634. Scottish Lord. Mild jerk.

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Fuck your system.

Press S to Spit

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

The way they slipped from
"Police bad"
To
"Give us your guns just call the police"
Is really mind boggling

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Brb buying a few bags of marbles from the dollar store

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Kanye is the only black man in America who is not allowed to "speak truth to power"

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

"Its about family"

Fuck off and find a real storyline

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

You mean the same libertarian traitors who keep pushing "peaceful divorce" on every podcast that will let them on?

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

I've never understood the political fear of Libertarians.

"Sure, they're not in power now, but someday they might take over and... uh, leave you alone, I guess, since that's kind of their whole deal."

It's like being afraid of cats.

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

@Exploceebo @Bolverk15 In the beginning they show her sewing machine. They show her hand embroidered dresses. Then she gives the kid a hand sewn stuffed animal. There were promo tie ins at the sewing store.

Its obvious sewing was going to be part of the story. Pay attention

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

@radfembarbie Because you arent their boyfriend, fiance, or husband. You're the one that fills the needs till she can find a guy she will call boyfriend, fiance, and husband

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Cancelling Kanye for saying something his fans already believed isnt going to be the great own they think it is

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

You can just write off the $8 as a business expense. Stop whinning

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

@Exploceebo @Bolverk15 They never explained anything and they entirely dropped sewing from the movie about 10 minutes in even tho they set it up and had tie in promos at the sewing store. It was mostly vague ethnic pandering with no memorable songs

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Thinking about how my school made us attend Jewish services every Tuesday but they also served bagels for breakfast every Tuesday and I really want to say it's because they thought bagels were Jewish

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

The great thing about Judaism is that some of the rules are as vague as "Dont round the sides of your head" and no one 100% knows what that means but they wear curls just to be on the safe side.

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

If the Egyptian language came from an older advanced language then how come their word for dog is Awooo?

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

What if aliens are just white people from many thousands of years ago, who left the planet because the other races said they didnt need white people anymore

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Stop working for a company that replaces fair pay with some vague notion of "representation and acceptance".

Yeah they love trans people, till they try to unionize

[Sebastian Gorka DrG @SebGorka]

Trans Barrister has meltdown because 8 hours is too long to work on a day...

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Need a video to watch

A vid on vampire hunting, ok

Host looks pretty lefty but whatever

5 mins in, talking about how vampires transcend gender by transcending the grave

The kids are NOT ok

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

People mad about the $8 blue check are just proving that they would be literal nobodies without that little blue check.

I've never had one, my mutuals never had one, we still say whatever we want.

Authoritarians, all of them

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

No Covidian amnesty

We do not forgive

We do not forget

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Kanye was right

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

Listen to one of the top executives in hip-hop explain why he still sells opioid music even though he knows it’s a crisis

[Tom the Trashman @trashmantom1]

Authoritarians always start their statement by stating their authority like:

"As a doctor/lawyer/mom/whatever"

Because authority is the only real truth to them