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Canada isn't real.

Also, where are my free breadsticks? 0/10

[Cero @ceroCCB]

Leda fortune's weave

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@scary_susu Would.

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@doaenel L

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@LilyPichu

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@NoContextHumans

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@HumansNoContext

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@maxmoefoe This... made my day.❤️☺️

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@NBCSportsSoccer They're not even trying to hide that they're cheating anymore.

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Cheating in a relationship is the same as sumo squatting. When a guy cheats, he cheats. When a girl cheats, she's filling the void left by your emotional negligence. Bite me.

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I swear to God, it is as if life automatically puts itself at 2x speed after you hit 25.

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We wanted to grow up so fast when we were younger. And now, we're desperately clinging on to whatever time of youth we have left. I guess we humans are never satisfied.

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Cheat on your girls, not on your curls. - Dom Mazetti, BroScienceLife (2017)

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There is nothing in the world that is colder than a woman's cold shoulder.

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Let the uninterested stay behind. You don't need to push yourself back to pull them ahead. This may seem harsh, but what's life without the bitter truth?

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Happens to the best of us.

But it's time to get back into the groove again.

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Hey, VSauce. Michael here.

You ever wondered what's the point..

of living?

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Don't be stupid. Don't go overboard all at once. Progressive overload. Step by step. You know how it is.

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Things don't always go according to plan.

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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But doctor...

I am Pagliacci.

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The ocean started with a droplet of water. Avalanches begin from a single snowflake. Landslides from a tiny bit of soil. Whether you take it the wrong way or the right way, that is up to you.