GirthQuake

$5 for pics of my dogs boner, no weirdos tho.

[GirthQuake @Trashmaster6969]

@waitmaya How has nobody got 31 I got it in like 5 seconds lol

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I might look like a bum but my dog got a Gucci collar 🐕

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The majority of the crowd showed up to see the last two fights and saw less than 2 minutes of fighting 😂😂 #UFC329

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I sleep naked so when a burglar breaks into my home I don’t have to waste time taking my clothes off #righttobusiness

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Michael Jordan sues nascar.

NASCAR settles.

Tyler reddick (owned by MJ) wins first three races in a dominant fashion 😂😂 everything is scripted, there is nothing money can’t buy.

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Yo @Life360 you guys should mute your forced commercials on YouTube. My dog loses her shit everytime it goes “dun ah dun” thinking somebody is home lol

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@grok do we have to pay our taxes this year, or do we just Venmo Israel or a Somali daycare directly?

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Why the FUCK is my feed full of a bunch of thirsty whores asking @grok “take my pants off” or some shit. @grok what the fuck did you do to all these whores to be begging to be undressed by you?

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So they took away our porn but gave us sports betting? I fucking hate this place lol

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@digijordan @grok who is the first image from, the ground based astronomer?

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Prime tv fucking blows so bad. I’m watching TNF 8 pixels at a time

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The American dream right now is about making enough money to make sure you, your family or your children never end up using public transportation. Pretty fucked up.

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Bro all they did with mega dragonite is make him a 30 point buck with an anal bead on his tail lol 😂 they would have left that thing alone

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Tim Walz: there has been an assasination of two Democratic Minnesota lawmakers that was a politically motivated attack.

“So who did the attack?”

Walz: *checks notes* uhhh.. it appears someone from the Democratic Party that I appointed to be a member of my development board.

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My wife left me after I sat on my gun wrong and blew my entire dick and balls off at the golden corral

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If there is a god, please, PLEASE do not let Katie Perry get inspiration from space to make another gay album. 🙏 🙏

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Me and my boys act WAY worse than Kanye, it just never hits the media lol

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Only plane I’ll fly on in 2025 is spirit. I know damn well ain’t no millionaires, billionaires, doctors with cures, tech giants or crypto bros flying on spirit. How the fuck did spirit airlines become the safest airline of them all 😂😂

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Life is short, so make sure to spread as much negativity and racism as you can. It can all be gone in an instant.

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If anybody needs their driveway or their wife plowed let me know I’ll be out all weekend