Ambrosia Alert

undercurrent of perversion

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the concept of being overdressed is a myth perpetuated by big slob

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I love not checking a bag because it forces you to pack sluttier outfits

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shotgunning a can of low sodium refried beans

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when I meet a bisexual man it’s like ok so are you a straight gay guy or a gay straight guy???

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I like it when bugs are girls

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I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my cofffeeeee

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@blamsamran the horseradish in their bloody marys was so chunky you had to sift it out with your teeth RIP 🙏

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Faye Dunaway School of Little Homosexual Boy Management

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I’m thirsty

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new clown achievement unlocked: filled up a water balloon with my shower douche

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@majortransceleb Eau d’Metropolitan Bar by Theda Jambonelle

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@PanderShirts

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@KochinaRude she’s my cyster

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would you like some free creamed spinach?

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congrats you’ve been blessed by the biblically accurate clown alien angel 🤡🪽

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yes diva you wear that jockstrap with your apple watch

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I am the midnight that separates trans day of visibility and april fools day

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my one rule is do NOT put the casino butter directly on the stone (𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥)

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demisexual? yeah me too