tasteful squirrel girl

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

fellas is it GAY to practice basic hygiene?

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

Can someone explain to my how my cat looks like a turkey leg

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@SJSchauer

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@brownandbella I told my friend I was on my period and he said “does it.....hurt?” Meaning my vagina... as if it were an axe wound

[tristan @tristanfaithw]

you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream.

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

ready for @Lonuniverse to be back in the same time zone as me so that she’s not asleep when I need to text random dumb shit

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

That de-escalated quickly

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

There She Is

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@itsonlyaubrey

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

can someone translate this terrible headline for me

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@ASICSamerica here is your new shoe model. She is 13lbs, has 22 claws, and is a cat — DM me for details

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@ASICSamerica I found your next shoe model she is 13 lbs, has 22 claws, and is a cat — DM me for details

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@KidWhittler that’s just swell thank you for sharing

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@Nicole_Cliffe my cat is able to turn herself into a very beautiful and very lumpy puddle

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@loves_seltzer how did you.... get access to my work email

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@loves_seltzer I’ll take one vape

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

me at age 13 listening to “I Can’t Make You Love Me” even though I’d never even kissed anyone

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

solange better QUIT before I break up with my bf for her

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

@MohanadElshieky I read this as Ted Allen and was v sad thinking u all hated ted

[tasteful squirrel girl @trashsquirrel]

i would like to go to sleep but my night just won’t feel complete unless I scroll through Twitter for the next two hours so “goodnight”