Sebastian

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Year of the (Bo)rat

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

I’m at the Robby Hoffman show and having a fit battle with 100+ lesbians wearing the same Carhartt jacket as me

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Brittany Spears “Circus” but it’s about star of stage and screen Andy Serkis

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

@ManuclearBomb As long as I can remember my family has said “you don’t make friends with salad” towards any salad ever

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Why is this exactly Erika Jayne on stage at chippendales

[rat jackson @ratjackson_]

today i asked what is pilates and my roommate said well it was invented by joe pilates and i laughed bc i thought he was doing a bit but no. why is joe busting it open

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

The ideal listening conditions for Pantera’s “Walk” is on the blown out stock speakers of a 1999 Toyota Tacoma

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

The children yearn for inhabitable bridges

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

@roastmalone_ @svershbow Dad- every handyman/dad wants a new leatherman. Love the wave+

Get your brother a really nice bakers lame.

Cooking friends, chefs press or gestura plating spoon

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

@Katygetskrunk @analqurl 🤓 “ribbed tank top please”

[bullseye drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

i’m the lebron of opening my 14th beer not drinking any of it and falling asleep

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

My targeted ads went from classic capitalism to saying things like “hey old, have you tried stretching?”

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

I’m at a party and there’s a toddler in Carhartt overalls. Like, you definitely aren’t a laborer you little poser

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Help I can’t stop calling my girlfriend “white devil”

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Two or three episodes of Great British Baking Show could be prescribed as an SSRI

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Can’t wait for all these goobers to order Negroni spagliatos at the bar next week

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Minions 4: The Sins of Our Fathers

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Abs and ass day at the gym except you just have a stomach ache and diarrhea

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Tweet 7 years in the making

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Crazy miss my campy delta brakes

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

The popularity of The Bear really ruined my ability to antagonistically reply to people “Yes Chef”

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

@buccocapital Shocking I haven’t heard Goodwear mentioned. Tubular knit, 7.2 oz, 100% us grown and made. The only shirt I buy anymore

[Sebastian @trashybashy]

Headed to a wedding with Jamaican overproof rum in my flask. Gonna find out who’s tight really fast