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she/they

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Me clutching a small quivering gnome to my chest in the rain: I won't do it

Cloaked man: Your contract....The guild will hear of this. They will come.

Me flashing a blade and clutching the gnome tighter: let them come

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(At the blacksmith)

Lord Perrylilly, ever jealous of my estate and holdings: I’ll take two swords please

Me, the honorable lord Blimbleberry: Seven swords, sir

Perrylilly sputtering: Seven swords?

Me: I meant nine, my good man. Peri! I didn’t know they let minor lords in here

[(⎻▵ ⎻) @trauma_bxtch]

when the thoughts will not stop thoughting

[(⎻▵ ⎻) @trauma_bxtch]

waking up feeling that fresh air

[🌿Minty Marcus🌿 draws @Minty_Marcus]

today is the only day you can retweet this

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

I'm loving Andrew Tate's anime girl phase

[(⎻▵ ⎻) @trauma_bxtch]

me when i think i go outside thinking i look fem but some man gives me the head nod

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

WAKE UP GARFIELD

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Samurai who got teleported to modern times browsing twitter: This one

Me: okay you can just drop a li- no. You can’t comment without liking too. There’s a code and you broke it

(He becomes very serious and reaches for his sword)

Me: NO!

Him: I am a samu-

Me: You’re my friend

[Nasty Nathaniel @NateWindgrace]

Mom wrote me a letter to tell me how much being trans ruined her life and how she'll never stop fighting for her daughter...lmao

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Me: The Dragon inside me… I can’t control it any more. I’m shifting… GRRAAAAHHH!

Girl I’m on first date with: So that’s how you’d do it? How you’d change into dragon form if I was in trouble?

Me: Yeah something like that. If you see me start to do that watch out lol

Her: Ok

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@halikleinfeld im like chatgpt if it was always high