haley🌙

29 / mama / KY / trying my best

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@yourpaldana I don't feel happy that you left your pillow at the beach if that's any consolation

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@unspoclit My cup size has only increased through weight loss, but sadly yes. I'll 1000% need a boob job if I want them sitting where my underboob tattoo I got years ago sits.

[lexi ☠️ @andytaylorjoy]

april margera, the people’s princess !

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

When the trooper that pulled me over said he thought I was running because I didn't hit the brakes when he pulled out behind me going 20 over

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Cop last night kept saying “okay but that actually has to be the last one” every time I did a Roman candle

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

Unfortunately had a really bad few days at work because of traffic from a music festival. Mainly awful attitudes from customers. Today was better, I had the pleasure of meeting two different people that helped me feel more hopeful and less burnout, in wildly different ways 🥺

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@yourpaldana BOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW AWOOOWOWOWOWOOOOOWOWOOOOO

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@Diogenicus @Chadson What normal american makes anywhere near 7K/month?

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@yourpaldana Even if it's just a card and a lil gift card for something he'll use, I wanna do it!!

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@theslayk We used it on cats and dogs when working at animal control too. It suffocated fleas and ticks that could infest the entire shelter.

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

@yourpaldana Bb DM me your mailing address. Ivan and I will send something for Elliott, even if it comes late!!

[haley🌙 @traumaqueen__]

Accidentally becoming important at work means that when the higher ups come, instead of me being scared, I'm greeted with "bitch did you see that shit that happened in xx with that shooting??" and us filling my boss in bc me and the DM grew up near each other

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[dua @z3har]

so cruel yet so fascinating how you'll have to literally rewire your brain after a certain event while the other person goes on to live their life completely unaffected

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

i love when a guy says a girl is crazy and then after minimal investigation you realize he has been psychologically waterboarding her since last july