𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄

𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐄, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

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𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍
𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐘
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𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑
by #khonsu

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

groaning before wiping the egg of his face.

(peter owes him a new fridge btw)

“NO. LET ME GET DRUNK AND DEPRESSED IN PEACE.”

[THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN @WebHeadOf616]

Jumps back from the fridge while throwing another egg.

It may or may not have hit Kaine’s face.

“JUST COME DOWN HERE YA BIG BABY!”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

“not again.”

goes over to the kitchen before opening the window and throwing his fridge at peter.

“FUCK OFF THE BOTH OF YOU.”

[THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN @WebHeadOf616]

“Allow me then!”

Tossing an egg on his palm before catching it and chucking it hard to @traumaticcIone’s window.

“KAINE YOU DORK, COME DOWN HERE!”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

“no! go hang out with someone else!”

fuck he’s out of bricks… throws his sink at ben.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

“that’s the point!”

throws another brick.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

“oh for fucksake.”

throws a brick back at ben.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

not a fan of windows tbh

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

oh holy shit

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he smiles at the squeeze and looks around for a moment when they enter the restaurant, grabbing them an empty seat.

“yeah. so, anyways, what’re you gonna get?”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she gives his hand a gentle squeeze and walks to the restaurant, pulling him inside once they get there.

“ well hopefully i can always keep your life from going back to that. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he follows wanda, holding her hand and walking with her in the direction of the restaurant.

“i mean it. my whole life has been death and misery and pain, until i met you.”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she returns the kiss, kissing his shoulder after and stepping out of the elevator when it opens.

“ i’m glad i can do that for you. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

kaine smiles a small bit when wanda leans against him, admiring her as well before leaning down to give her a kiss.

“you make me happier than i’ve ever been, you know.”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she laces her fingers with his once he joins her, leaking against his arm and admiring him for a moment.

“ more than anything. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

kaine follows behind her and takes her hand once he’s in the elevator with her.

“i love you too, tiny.”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

wanda walks out into the hallway, heading toward the elevator and waiting patiently for him to catch up.

“ i love you, red. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he nods as well and waits for wanda, opening the door when she returns and wrapping an arm around her shoulders.

“of course, babe.”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she nods and goes to change really quick, walking back out and wrapping her arm around his waist.

“ you’re paying. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

kaine admires wanda for a moment and thinks, then starts pulling away to get her her jacket.

“hmm… barbecue?”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she grins a bit before shrugging and resting her hands on his sides.

“ nope. you pick. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he sways side to side for a moment before kissing the top of wanda’s head.

“great! was thinking we could go out for dinner. anywhere you wanna go?”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she returns the hug and leans against his chest, closing her eyes for a moment.

“ sure, babe. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he smiles at the kiss and return it, wrapping her up in a hug.

“of course. so… date night?”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she grins and stands on her toes to steal a kiss.

“ thank you, babe. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

he hums at the punch and sighs before putting her down.

“fiiine.”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

she punches his hip and sighs.

“ down. ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

small grin.

“waaaannndaaa”

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

squeaks.

“ kaaaaaine— ”

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

looks at her hand. looks back at her.

throws her over his shoulder.

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

hand out.

she wants attention.

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

no you’re not !!

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

yes i am!

[𝐊𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐄 @traumaticcIone]

you’re not my boss !!

[‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‎‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ʻ 𝒘͟𝒂͟𝒏͟𝒅͟𝒂 ʼ @truedarkhold]

because i said so !!