Traumatized Podcast

We rewatch the movies that terrified us as kids, and re-examine them in the cold light of adulthood. Hosted by @laserswan & @jasonappledp

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What’s worse than Friday the 13th? Saturday the 14th. It’s one worse! https://t.co/Op40yidlPg

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@JustinMcElroy @sydneemcelroy Season one of Cold is incredible. The Dropout is good, Fake Heiress really sucked me in. Your Own Backyard was riveting and has some resolution, which is satisfying.

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Join us as the brilliant creative minds at Dow Chemical sweep us away into a cinematic monster mash of a film that is exactly as good as you’d expect a movie financed by Dow Chemical to be. We’re talking Transylvania 6-5000 on this week’s spooky episode.

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This week, we’re taking a break from our usual content to discuss the complex political climate in war-torn Shadaloo. Just kidding; we’re completing our fighting video game movie adaptation duology with a conversation about Street Fighter. https://t.co/e30BUSAje0

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@JesseThorn This is relevant to our interests. The answer is definitely The Gate.

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In this episode, we're yanking your spine right out of your body—with laughter! Join us as we discuss the 1995 film adaptation of Mortal Kombat. Flawless victory!
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Hackers is a movie about computers written, directed, and acted by people who don't know how computers work and also think they might be magic. Grab your best cargo vest and tiny '90s sunglasses and hack the planet with us. https://t.co/1csaFqAM3a

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We're finally back in the studio for a face-to-face journey through the good (convincing puppetry!) and the very bad (brownface!) in the 1986 sentient robot romp, Short Circuit.

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What is best in life? To crush your podcast, to see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of its listeners. We're continuing our deep dive into the Schwarzen-oeuvre with Conan the Barbarian.

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Take this magic ticket and be transported into our podcast as we bask in the zaddiness of early '90s Charles Dance and try to answer the inevitable question: who's the first action hero? We're discussing Last Action Hero on this week's episode.

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What says the 1980s more than unsupervised children using dangerous toys to fight the clayamation forces of hell right after they get back from the mall? Join us as we discuss a truly bonkers entry in the My First Horror Movie genre, The Gate. Please RT!
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Much like your Christmas presents still stuck in the mail, our holiday episode may be late, but it's filled with holiday spirit—assuming holiday spirit means white hot rage. Join us as we yell about the 2000 version of How The Grinch Stole Christmas.  
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Weird Al is a genius at song parody, and the world would be a better place if he just stopped there. Unfortunately, he decided to star in this parody of a "movie," and he's dragging all of us along with him. https://t.co/oCOPTYs6A8

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@Tim_D_Morrill Black Christmas
Emmett Otter's Jugband Christmas
Little Women 1994 (which I have a massive soft spot for)
Nativity!, a very cute movie about Martin Freeman trying to put on an elementary school Christmas pageant

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Enter the sensual, sexual animated mists of Sherwood Forest as we explore the movie that launched a thousand furries (not that there's anything wrong with that!) Disney's Robin Hood. https://t.co/ikaIVi3KEr

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Spooky szn never dies, so string up some garlic, grab a crucifix, and sharpen up your stakes, because we're hunting that terrifying creature of the night, some dude named Jerry. You have to invite us in as we discuss Fright Night. Please RT!
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Be excellent to each other. https://t.co/zaA455krIQ

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@rocketfromthe This movie was so formative for me. It's probably why our podcast exists.