Mark Travis

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@Uber @Uber_Support Please read the below tweet and help this young man get back to using your service, which in turn can help him with recovering from a brain injury and get back to getting out in society!

[Active CM @ActiveCM]

Our client has apparent disabilities which caused his hand to slip into an @Uber driver. Apology and explanation given but @Uber have closed his account. Vulnerable man’s independence curtailed and no recourse. Shocking discrimination. @Uber can do better.

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@implausibleblog Get circumcised get autism! Wtf have I just heard!

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

Dozy Don

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Holy shit. A clip of Trump fast asleep and about to fall out of his chair when he was among world leaders is going viral.

This is absolutely humiliating on the world stage. Trump does not have the stamina to remain president.

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@GreatBritishMC He should stick to reading the bible

[Love Music @khnh80044]

No rehearsals, no warm-ups, 74 years old and still sounding incredible. That’s what real talent looks like 🎶❤️
Music might just be the closest thing we have to a time machine.

[Courtz 🇯🇲 @OfficialCourtz]

Free to watch on ITV, 19:45pm kick off, no HD, no VAR, 4 team group phase, Clive Tyldesley on commentary 🤌🏾

The beautiful game before it was ruined 😢🕊️

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@DailyLoud Who did think he was superman!

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

My window cleaner always asks me to pay him in cash because ‘if it goes into his Bank Account he’ll have to pay tax on it’.
Today he told me he’s a staunch Tory because ‘Labour have put taxes up’.
This is why we need to teach critical thinking at school.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kerry: I was part of the any number of conversations with Netanyahu.

Psaki: Pitching the US strike Iran?

Kerry: Yes, he wanted us to strike. He came to president Obama. He made a presentation to ask to strike. President Obama refused. President Biden refused. President Bush refused. The only president who has agreed to this, obviously, is President Trump

[under construction @Magnifyingglas_]

@atrupar

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

@wesstreeting @Keir_Starmer From tomorrow YOUR publicly funded pay as MPs goes up by 5% from £91,731 to £98,599 – a 3.5% cost-of-living increase and 1.5% benchmark adjustment. It’ll be £110,000 by 2029. That’s in addition to ministerial pay, expenses, and subsidised food and drink. The brass neck on you. 😯

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home

The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@RealEmirHan First ones good but his acting in the second film seemed very moody, intense and not quick witted and jovial like in was in Jack Reacher 1.

[Oliver Kahn @OliverKahn]

Exactly 25 years ago today, I scored my first — and only — professional goal.
Contrary to what I believed at the time, goalkeepers are not allowed to handle the ball in both penalty areas.
The goal was disallowed and I was sent off — still it earned me legendary status. 😉

#otd

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

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[LESLIE SCOTT @Leslieannscott]

@Acyn https://t.co/fTygwDj9QY

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly "raving mad" that Democrats will be broadcasting a live feed of his SOTU speech tonight from a thermal camera that shows if he poops himself, and is furious that this “Trump Dump Detector” could get more viewers than the regular broadcast.

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@Haggis_UK It was Laurence Fox!

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@doamuslims @Ofcom Muslims around Ramadan and on Eid will invite their neighbours and friends from different backgrounds to break fast and celebrate Eid with them.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why the hell didn’t anyone tell me Trump sharted on live TV so loud you can hear it and the aides had to rush all the press out the room

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@HustleBitch_ He was just taking a personal moment to fill his diaper up 💩💩💩

[Mark Travis @Trav849]

@mrdanwalker Well said Dan! Beautiful pup mate.