Trav Gray aka the American Dadass

Driver carries less than $20 in cash but more than 20 rounds of ammunition. Opinions are all mine, but should probably be yours, too.

[Trav Gray aka the American Dadass @Trav_Gray_]

@RealMattCouch Hope you like your tea SWEET.

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Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
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Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/4x1Diboi6o

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@VoteHafner @catturd2 You are bad at humaning.

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Only four more years until Americans have to pretend to care about Soccer again.

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Thanks Louder with Crowder for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 6,208 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/XCb9xEVwxQ

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@JeffOnTheRight Said they were moving to Canada too, yet here they are…

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@Evansjasons

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@CheriPrice1966 @MyBamaBelle528 I saw the same, but I thought it was “dessert” so I was ok with that.

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@SenPhilWilliams 1st time I have caught the show, great to hear you in Athens!

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@catturd2 Spiral dogs

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@VoiceofCal 1) Drive boat on water. 2) No really. That’s it.

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@realjuliasong Or whatever it is.

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@Crimsontide_art

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@m4bama

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@JesseKellyDC

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@woodis_larry @spann @lbailey57 Me too!

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Well I’m Sailin’....

[Trav Gray aka the American Dadass @Trav_Gray_]

Toast is weird.
Waiter: Would you like some breakfast bread?
Me: No.
Waiter: We will make it hot.
Me: Oh, then bring me TWO!