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one half of a whole idiot. I will play kid rock on ur touchtunes

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god I hate going to the vet

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@ocdustino i’m calling him rat

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:(:

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pre-workout before basketball makes me better because the spiders in my skin tell me to jump higher

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just paid a physical therapist $200 to tell me that my knee hurts because my butt cheek is weak

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@chaseandtrav LMAO TRAV

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hanging out w a dog who wears funny little outfits would fix everything I just know it

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@DS_Eliot I only gamble with my life, never my insatiable lust for jackets

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a fun fact about me is that if I do not buy every cool™ jacket I will disintegrate into angry dust like a reverse version of the 1999 smash hit mummy starring brendan fraser

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Pray for chase to have a great birthday

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now that I have officially entered my extra late 20s I will announce with great reluctance that I let the butt rock back into my life

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@Seanxsolo @biochemicalbear @onmids one time I attached a rope to a a forklift and pulled @chasesfanclub around on a skateboard behind it like wakeboarding. my boss caught us lol

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@fkalilmadz @AirbnbHelp @Airbnb what the actual hell?? are they expecting you to hang out in the hurricane and just hope the house doesn’t get demolished?

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@fkalilmadz @jphever i’ve always been partial to “u fuckin jabronis”

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@fkalilmadz history is cool ok

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dirty 30!!!! never has there ever been a better looking guitar playing mech piloting fire breathing computer spy. happy birthday @chasesfanclub !!!! 🫡

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@DS_Eliot it was fun but there were like 3 really glaring issues I had w it lol. Imma text you

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uh @travfan69 just woke up out of a deep sleep, gasped, went “whoa that was so crazy i thought one of my teeth fell out!” and immediately passed back out???

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@fkalilmadz u cant stop me