Travis

y'know the times they are a'changin. or something like that, i don't know.

[Travis @travis4596]

When it’s 108° all the singles in my area are hot.

[Travis @travis4596]

If the hair on my head had the same desire for life that my eyebrows do, I’d be spending a lot more on shampoo.

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@jasonmoore Where’d you hear that?

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@AB84 Is this a haiku

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@DaveKluge I’ve never seen a better tweet

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“WHY! WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME? LIFE ISNT FAIR!!”

-my 9 yo son who died on Fortnite

[Travis @travis4596]

Whoever dubbed these “2 bite brownies” needs to be a bit more ambitious.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had a first-round bye in the fantasy football playoffs?

[Travis @travis4596]

@SleeperNFL Lisa frank football stadium

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My gym doesn’t have 35 lb plates. It bothers me SO much.

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@jasonmoore “Here’s a guy who was drafted to be good.”

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@FFHitman has anyone gone w ArTurd Smith?

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Tropical tums are smarties for adults

[Travis @travis4596]

I say “take your time” a lot for someone who is often in a hurry.

[Travis @travis4596]

I’d rather use an abacus than continue learning to use excel.

[Travis @travis4596]

I like to say “concisely” at work and then be anything but concise.

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I’m 2/5 weeks into a management statistics class and I have no idea what I’m doing.

[Travis @travis4596]

I was really excited for summer until it showed up.

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Tbh these apartments aren’t really that complex

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Call me Scooby cause I do be doin that

[Travis @travis4596]

After a week of forecasted rain, there’s a downpour 30 seconds after my car wash.

I put the aw man in shaman.