Travis Brooks

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In search of the perfect pint! https://t.co/vyJoOsC79p

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@KREM2 I believe the mugshot is from when he murdered his father over who had to wash the dishes that day. Seriously. You’d think there would have been consequences for that but not really.

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@cammikebrown The Searchers in wide screen is absolutely epic. The plot/dialog is a bit off but just truly epic imagery.

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@PDXReal1 Portland losing an NBA franchise because nobody showed up to do their job is very on brand. Portland, the city that shirks.

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@headinthebox I’m getting old, it doesn’t even occur to me that younger people coming up aren’t familiar with t-diagrams. Is this really some forgotten concept?!

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@cammikebrown Welcome to the horseshoe

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@AncientHistorry Another example of this pattern is the Mongols invading China then realizing they preferred how China worked. Then we have the beer/mead Vikings that invade France only to become the wine drinking sophisticated Normans…

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@KREM2 Woah woah! Woah!! Sailors with beards were involved?!! Stop the presses we gotta run this story up the nearest flagpole!

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@cammikebrown Equating religion and ethnicity to cast blame. Well that’s never gone wrong before, I’m sure everything is fine.

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I asked AI if the EU could block US travelers from visiting if Trump follows through on his plan to block all trade and travel with Spain. Yes its likely the EU would do that, and AI clearly has strong opinions on how crappy a UK holiday would be:

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@optnjh @elonmusk The concept is nobody buys this car. Mobility is a pay as you go service like a taxi. Once dialed in they’re long term vehicles like commuter planes and trains rather than 3 year 36k mile fall aparts.

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@KREM2 CDC official: we’re gonna need to lock this location down and stop the spread of infectious disease!

Fast food worker: Sir, this is an Arby’s…

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@PDXReal1 Portland is on track for a Detroit future. But without the Pistons. Or geographic advantages for a comeback.

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My small packet of kale seeds was put into a large padded envelope which was then put inside a larger padded envelope. Both envelopes have bar codes so some shitty algorithm forced this packaging overkill.

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@unlimited_ls His voice cracked slightly but no actual tears detected

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@KREM2 South Park strikes again

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@elonmusk Removing humans from all physical and intellectual labor to increase profits for the tiny group of people rich enough to own all the robots will...make abundance for all? Huh?

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Happened upon an Amazon delivery driver repeatedly trying to open a locked door with sign on it "do not deliver here". He was standing next to a large sign that explained where the package room was in many languages but he was completely oblivious to his environment. Sigh...

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@TMZ A bunch of out of focus dots and what looks to be Chinese lanterns floating in the wind counts as stunning now, ok...

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@WhiteHouse Congrats to everyone that managed to time a market trade on this now extremely predictable threat then abort, claiming negotiations are going great Trump pattern

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@KREM2 It’s like the mascot for a crap job in a hopelessly shit economy. The Bearista