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This is an Aston Villa fan account #UTV

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Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

5 takeaways from Packers vs. Eagles

#GBvsPHI | @chevrolet

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I think I'm out on Jordan Love. He's Nick Foles.

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Robin Olsen slowly collapsing to the ground like an NPC I just shot with an arrow in Morrowind while Paquetta slots it into the right corner. All you have to do to become the new best keeper in Sweden is to move to Sweden.

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@ESPNNBA @espn are you sure

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Well, that's delightful. I didn't care about this competition until we won it and now it is extremely important to me forever.

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@Ryan_N_Wiggins @Haudricourt @mehdirhasan I mean, no we're very obviously not better than this.

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@StelliniTweets hello old friend. we'd be fine if Diego Carlos didn't insist on giving away 2 free big chances in every start. hopefully Emery has an idea to maybe have us touch the ball in the other half occasionally in the second half.

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4) STL: Mostly this low because they suck and I don't really believe it's possible.
5) ARI: Old news, change the fucking record.
6) ATL: I have already made my peace with this one, because it's been the most likely outcome for a month.

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Ranking potential Brewers wild card round losses by Pain Index:
1) CHC: Unimaginable. Angry just thinking about it. This would probably be the worst day of my life.
2) SD: Fuck Machado. Pure pain.
3) NYM: It would be a Winker walk-off to end it, which I would never recover from.

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Joe "Jack Flaherty at home" Ross

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Can't believe a professional sport populated with 26-year-old white boys from Texas, Florida and the Deep South who made more money today than I will in a year has a bunch of Trump supporters in it. This has shaken me to my core and I am considering my next steps carefully.

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@AdamMcCalvy "I was too scared to try to get the big hit" is not exactly what you want to hear from your major league outfielder.

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If you've ever wondered to yourself, "What would NFL RedZone be like if you replaced the football with baseball, and the host was blackout drunk?" then MLB Big Inning is here to answer your questions.

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@SickosCommittee this is my favorite map because it looks like there's one little county where we don't drink to excess, but actually that's just a lake

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Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to beautiful women your own age?

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

Why would a rich famous guy marry a 34 year old woman? If you started immediately you MIGHT be able to have two kids. And she’s publicly had sex with a ton of guys. Despite her wealth she’s very low quality for any successful male. Just seems weird and almost like he’s a gay guy.
Why would a successful man want a middle aged woman who’s always on tour? Is it…could it be…because he’s gay?

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Really makes you think

[Jimmy Lemke @JimmyLemke]

Whatever happened to Hank the Dog

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I'm fine