Travis Berman

Lunch has been cancelled due to the lack of hustle. Deal with it.

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Can't stop laughing at "me dreams"

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The nerve of my subconscious bringing up past traumas in me dreams. Either suppress that shit or let it go. If my conscience mind can do it, so can you.

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#brotherhood

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This wouldn’t have happened at Four Seasons Landscaping

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Me carrying other people’s emotions.

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This song described a secure attachment style before it was cool.

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@SimsCommaHannah If only all of us could be this committed to a bit…

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Hey y’all quick favor, could y’all remind me to be Jamie Lee Curtis from Freaky Friday for Halloween next year?

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I made my own almond milk

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I’m in California, and I rented a Tesla for my trip. I ended up here after a typo of “Super Charger” into the Tesla navigation screen.

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It’s 2004. You’re home sick from school. It’s 10:45 am. Maury is on the TV. Life is good.

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Yo is this you? @WreckEmLucio

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I stumbled.

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I wrap a towel around Murphy’s ears because he doesn’t like the blow dryer

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The title of this photo in my air bnb

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It just occurred to me that “farquad” was an attempt at an adult joke, where “Farquad” is actually fuckwad.

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You know the drill. Do not text.

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The only thing I ask of my Twitter followers is that they never ever sleep on the band Creed.