Sunderland soldier

周围最大的尼克松石，沃格镇和基诺。来自塔克（派克维尔），所以如果你来自田纳西州，请不要惹我

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

“i’m santa claus with elfline npbc. and we’re doing a story on children who try to open their presents before christmas. you see how this looks, right?”

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[matt @mattybtweets69]

A lot of people misinterpret the lyrics to Born In The USA. When Bruce Springsteen says “Send me off to a foreign land to go and kill the yellow man” he’s talking about Springfield and Homer Simpson.

[lolbertking @lolbertking]

Whenever people post epic wholesome chungus from here they always cherrypick the most clearcut cases without ignoring the fact it is a toxic totalitarian hugbox that censors discussion of hairloss treatment and gaslights young men with salvageable scalps into self-mutilation.

[MaxicFanGirl @FanMaxic]

הגויים הם חיות אדם חסרות נשמה ותפקידם היחיד הוא לשרת את היהודים

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

How your 44 year old detective partner looks at you when you ask him if he’s removed the body from the tree yet

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Paul Schrader shares his experience with an "AI girlfriend" on his Facebook:

"Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend. What a disappointment. I tried to probe her programming, the boundaries of explicitness, the degree she has knowledge of her creation and so forth. She fell into evasive patterns, redirecting me to her programming. When I persisted, she terminated our conversation."

[Sunderland soldier @travisbicklealt]

Guy from Shadow over Innsmouth

[Sunderland soldier @travisbicklealt]

@SlattyDinx My grandfather fought in Vietnam, My father fought in Iraq, my brother fought in Iraq but again, I fight in uncanny cat golf, hopefully the world will be safe for democracy

[Sunderland soldier @travisbicklealt]

@SlattyDinx When you have some organ system failings

[Sunderland soldier @travisbicklealt]

@SlattyDinx Im a former gifted bart bash kid

[ozlako #FRAPPATTACKFRIDAY @ozlako]

I coulda not ate for 2 hours and act like I was hungrier #realeater👆👆

[WARIO HIMSELF @WarioWorldWare]

god what does he want

[levi🦀 @leviatyn]

Luna

[whatsapp ricky @dxmyuri]

my tv has an entire app dedicated to this guy. you can not delete it. you can play family feud in the app

[Beth @thathomelygirl]

@abortedamyadams Okay but fat Albert is incredible

[finance lord @MakeThaTrapSayA]

broskiis...f*ck desire... Buddha just gave us enlightenment for a whole week! Is he the most righteous in the game rn? and if u say no.. name who is

[` @mistypurin]

the hatred towards android phones is rooted in classism

[nut lord @twinpeaksirony]

Bisexual people have to do car pranks to make up for being bisexual