travis

these froot loops could use some doritos

[travis @travisgosse]

The existence of cheesecake, cheesesteak, and fruitcake implies something ominous: the existence of fruitsteak

[travis @travisgosse]

If, instead of Jason Momoa, Al Pacino had been cast as Duncan Idaho in the new Dune movie, he would be "Dunkaccino"

[travis @travisgosse]

🐊

[travis @travisgosse]

thinking about that time the bears won the division and instead of resting their starters week 17 they tried to knock the packers out of the wild card spot and lost then 3 weeks later lost to the packers again in the conference championship

[travis @travisgosse]

Wow Billie Eilish isn't gonna understand any of those references in the Bowling For Soup songs they always play at frat parties

[travis @travisgosse]

Did they just say we have a net -11 yards on punt returns this year lmao

[Smash Additions Bot @SmashAdditions]

I would love to play as Cory Baxter from Cory in the House in Smash.

[travis @travisgosse]

Me and my fellow 23-year-olds watching the opening credits of "The Irishman"

[travis @travisgosse]

Frantically switching my earbuds from the score of the return of the king theatrical edition to the score of the return of the king extended edition as I realize I won't hit my marathon goal time

[travis @travisgosse]

We, uhhh, probably didn't... deserve to win, that one

[travis @travisgosse]

What if you went out for Halloween dressed as Grimace thinking nobody else would dress up as him but then there was a group of half a dozen friends each dressed as a different color Grimace including yours so everyone could tell you weren't with them

[DragyneSlayre @DragyneSlayre]

What idiot called it Mario Kart when they could have gone with Mario Speedwagon?

[travis @travisgosse]

Didn't realize it was a national holiday

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

THPS was released 20 years ago today. It was an unexpected phenomenon and brought a new audience to the skateboarding world. My friends at @THPSfilm are finishing a documentary about the series https://t.co/zpUC6WSQGr
Meanwhile, here I am this morning skating the warehouse ➡️➡️⭕️

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

if you’re dating the general from the general car insurance commercial you’re single to me. what’s the general gonna do, give me a great low rate on car insurance online?

[travis @travisgosse]

My Gen-X coworkers asked what I did last night expecting some vibrant young person thing and I had to tell them I watched Gremlins 2

[tales of imbruglia @carlyraejetfuel]

when the doctor tells you to go see pagliacci

[travis @travisgosse]

@HArbeiter @MorpheBrushes @JeffreeStar @bootstrapnat No thanks