Travis

fuck off

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Cum stains in my shorts and ambition in my eyes

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I’m so fucking sick of having to put tampons up my ass but the bleeding won’t stop

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Yes, I am taking a dump in my new profile pic, thank you.

[Travis @travisisnothome]

My dick is so small I piss into my balls when I sit down to pee (I always sit down to pee).

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Looking for a microwave safe dildo. ANY help would be appreciated

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Wd-40 could probably cure cancer if you drank it

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I love punching myself in the dick because it feels so good when I stop

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Drinking a daily olipop is the financial equivalent of starting smoking

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Stay tuned on my onlyfans

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I take gas station extra strength rhino pills to maintain this physique and intelligence. For all of you asking

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I’ll be putting out a course for it soon. 79 dollars a month but it is worth it trust me

[Travis @travisisnothome]

What’s next, butthole rubbing?

[Travis @travisisnothome]

How did kissing become a thing. Like let’s just mush these bacterial holes in our faces together

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I just wanna see some naked bros

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Trick question. If you’re going to use the same rag to wash your face AND your asshole, which one do you wash first? 🤔

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Horses suck

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I pick boogers out of one nostril and put them in the other

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I like washing my hands

[Travis @travisisnothome]

I like to put thimbles on all my fingers when I masturbate

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Me and your dad laugh at you when we’re in bed together

[Travis @travisisnothome]

Mother fucker still owes me 5 bucks for that burrito from like 10 years ago. I don’t forget. I’m like a donkey