Travis Page

if you ask nicely, i will show ur mom my balls

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

#love http://t.co/Taz2Gf36hN

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

FlappyBird isn't an addiction. You ever sucked dick for FlappyBird?

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

I plan on doing a reverse neknominate where I throw up whiskey into an oven mitt and throw it out of a 3rd story window. #neknominate

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

While everyone is out at the gym working on their New Years resolutions, I'm still at home, shirtless eating spaghetti.

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@tylergreybram Leonardo DiCapricorn

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@jenjennagirl glad I made it out of that one alive

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

.@FBI your the real "clown posse" if u think u can mess with my #Juggalo Familey !#

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@tylergreybram Linens and Things and Build-a-Bear

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@OMGFacts you are living a lie

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@tylergreybram like buy watermelons and chicken?

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

http://t.co/6ey4pHChp3

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

http://t.co/YqVBSXjRNF

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@robhuebel goodwill, social security offices, bingo, Perkins. I am ashamed of your lack of resourcefulness

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

My wife says the denim towels I bought aren’t absorbent enough but fuck her they look cool as hell.

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@ChipotleTweets send me coupons or I swear to G (god) that I will Yelp review your ass

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

RT if you have ever been sexually assaulted in a Denny's bathroom

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@realDonaldTrump Wire me $175,000 or I will send Fox News a photograph of you mouth-kissing Ronald Reagan

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am a defender of @MileyCyrus, who I think is a good person (and not because she stays at my hotels), but last night's outfit must go!

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@robdelaney my fantasy football league: Yao Ming, McCully Culcan, Jerry Seinfeld, Ms. PacMan, Snooki, Paul Bunyon. U?

[Travis Page @TravisJohnPage]

@samischeiner you are supposed to go @god ...dont you know how twitter works?!?!