Travis Reyes

comic | host of @Spin_Doctrine podcast | album middle school bad boy on Spotify and iTunes

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

I've seen you do stand up and your career is a crime that should be punishable by death

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Just a not friendly reminder, Communism
is NOT LEGAL in the UNITED STATES of AMERICA. It is in fact, a CRIME.

Also, attempting to overthrow the government, actively attempting to abolish the Constitution and the Supreme Court is a crime known as Sedition, punishable by death.

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

Wemby losing a game to Chet when they were like 16 and being so mad about it that he's like "I am going to ruin this man's life & publicly embarrass him for the rest of my life" the kind of shit that only happens to Coen Brothers characters. He's like a 7'2" Barton Fink

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Gonna be a suitcase nuke attack on US soil because Kash Patel skipped an emergency briefing to ride in Grave Digger

[🔻 @atlajala]

the entire american project needs to be ended. no other option.

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

I been jestermaxxing my whole life, you are simply a tourist here . Leave being a silly lil guy and going bozo mode to the pros motherFUCKER

[Jolt💨 @Joltjoyklip]

Clavicular realized that JESTERMAXXING at the club is actually peak fun😭
Clavicular just cracked the code: JESTERMAXXING at the club is officially the new meta.
​Forget the "mysterious guy in the corner" trope or the "stiff-arm drink hold." We are entering the era of high-energy, zero-ego, chaotic fun. If you aren't the reason the floor is laughing, are you even living?

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

Give me 5 minutes with the Netflix meme AI to explain why I made 365 Luis Guzman memes just cuz & it'll unplug itself

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Warner Bros.' Hidden Appeal to Netflix: AI Supercharger https://t.co/BJSMZM4kZB

[Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib @RepRashida]

Sen. Schumer has failed to meet this moment and is out of touch with the American people. The Democratic Party needs leaders who fight and deliver for working people.

Schumer should step down.

[Tarence Ray @tarenceray]

Charlie Kirk’s ideas were a one-to-one with George Wallace or Jefferson Davis. Just setting aside the flags at half mast, you have to ask yourself: would it be ok for the Yankees to honor those figures? Would it be ok for liberal op-ed to wax poetically about them in the papers?

[Coach AG IS A CHAMPION!!🏆🧡💙🇯🇲 @ALG3nius]

Don’t ask me about no Charlie Kirk

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

The spotlight has moved on thanks in part to No Kings and the liberal narrative, but make no mistake: ICE raids in Los Angeles have not stopped. They are scheduled for the entire summer and with the news today, clearly the indefinite future. Please do not stop talking about this

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

40 year old man who's wife said he's allowed to be on the computer alone because he can't stop googling gay cruises showing off his concentration camp merch

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hi guys. I have just been handed official Alligator Alcatraz merch.

I repeat, this prison has merch.

Things are going insanely well.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

(2043, Lindsay Graham, being kept alive by stem cells extracted from the testicles of 5 year olds) of course the war with Iran was a mistake. We all know that. Qatar is different. They don’t let gay people drive

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

This guy

[StatMuse @statmuse]

If the series ended tonight, who would win Finals MVP?

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

Thom Yorke this seems like the perfect time to do another post.

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

"These are my awards, Mother. From army."

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

It's so funny that Tim Pool is like 40 and still thinks it's cool to brag about how good he is at skateboarding. Calm down Breitbart Simpson, no one cares

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

The new Pope chose the name Leo because he is big fan of the Adam Sandler cartoon lizard that talks movie

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

Hope Bukele gets what Mussolini got

[Travis Reyes @TravisJReyes]

I love it weird lil guys make weird lil movies and go extra freak mode with it