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@krassenstein Probably slipped and hit his head. Super sad. He seemed like a good guy

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If I ever see a person abusing an animal I’ll do the same to them and idc if I go to jail

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Twitter is dead https://t.co/iTXcPLGMYh

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Do ppl still use Snapchat…?

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Anyone who actually voted for Santos is stupid as hell

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Fuck I miss the MySpace days.

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People shouldn’t drink bud light because of a rainbow on their cans. You shouldn’t drink bud light because it’s bud light 🤮

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@YogaCoffeeMagic There’s no civility anymore because people are so far up their own ass they don’t care about anyone who doesn’t share their views. Pretty sure the 1st amendment talks about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Ya know, LIFE.

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Wow another mass shooting. Where are pro lifers at? Oh wait… https://t.co/HxSiO8NUdA

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I’m such a sweaty bitch

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@krassenstein He’ll get re-elected cause Florida

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@MLS Beautiful.

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@Bungie Y’all better put a memorial in the tower for him

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Should audiobooks count as books

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Middle aged man in a Carhart and driving a moped? DUI

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RIP KEN BLOCK 😢

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@MLB Richie Sexson

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@kiers_bruh No big deal! 😭

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Damn I wanna learn to play D&D so bad