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[ryo nishimiya @ryonishimiyaa]

sorry i accidentally nutted in you i was lagging

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[pillboy @studiopillboy]

Yo where tf are the Eternals😭😭

[PrinceMarcus @PrinceMarcus_27]

Dr Doom when he runs into Ned

[#BertaOut @NadavIsHere]

Robert Downey Jr be like

[autist @litteralyme0]

started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home

[🇻🇮 @MuskCaughtAP]

Said bye to my Grandma 5 times in 3 minutes and she still hasn’t opened her purse yet

[Champ. @___vaughan]

Built like a penis is crazy

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga owe you a lil money and start appearing offline on playstation

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[Mofo @mofoAlternaria]

infelizmente eu amo beber fumar e transar nunca vou me libertar dessas amarras

[HasPause @HasPause]

she’s not carrying the flame 😔

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When a blunt gives me direct orders to eat food meant for 17 guests

[𝗡𝗴𝗶𝗴𝗲 @onlyngige]

😔 Wacha Steve Jobs arauke apate iPhone zake ni ' Macho Utat '

[Indiee @1ndieeCisive]

How it feels when the soda burp comes out ur nose

[uu @um33m3]

no i won’t go to therapy to hear the very things i’m already aware of just give me a drink