Trav Jack

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

Good luck to all those suckers that started a 'cute little tradition' of elf on the shelf.
May your memory not fail you to move that fucker each night and may your playful spirit keep you organised enough to make it entertaining enough for your kids.
#elfontheshelf #Christmas

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@kanecornes Sorry

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@tim_michell Imagine trading Paddy McCartin for Angus Brayshaw and Christian Petracca. It seems crazy

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

Just filled my car with Diesel ⛽️ at $2.45 a litre, which means for those playing at home that I can't sit down for at least a week
#FuelPrices

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

May have just had a huntsman spider crawl up across my face with 2 × 6 packs of beer in my hands.
Surprisingly did not smash any of the beers as I dealt with said spider.
I guess I am the real spider man now #realworldhero #SpiderMan

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@BobandAndySEN @Richmond_FC @NMFCOfficial Seems that North Melbourne are a great fit for any player in trade period

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@MalPels I think I'm about 2 weeks away from a Brittney 2007 meltdown

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@swandane It's usually blocked with traffic anyway, now just make it official for a bit

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Ahhh the Olympics are back on......time to sit on the couch and critic the athletes on their form and reminisce about my non existent talent for each sport I've never played
#7Olympics #Tokyo2020

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@MalPels Gladys 2020 - we won't share our Pfizer vaccine because we need it
Gladys 2021 - can we get every other states supply of Vaccine? We need it more than you guys.

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@sallypearson @Coles Gift cards

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@MalPels With lockdowns happening again fuck it, it may as well still be 2020

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

Do those people that were protesting the COVID vaccine know that they don't have to agree to having it?..... Like it's not compulsory but your tin foil hats need loosening slightly

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@SarahisSorry We had lockdown for most of 2020 so I'm not taking it for granted, but watching from across the pond it seems you guys think the vaccine is a fix it all.
I hope to hell it helps

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@SarahisSorry

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@realDonaldTrump You ran with "Make America Great Again" and all you did in your term was make them a worldwide laughing stock and shit show.
Still think you're the best President ever?

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@1116sen Voss, Fevola and Hodge. I'd take that anyway of the week

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

Just a quick PSA. If you need to cough or sneeze and have a mask on, FUCKING LEAVE IT ON!!!! Don't take it off to do so, that's why we're are in this mess
#COVIDIDIOTS #lockdown #lockdownMelbourne

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

Want to give @TheRock a massive shoutout for being my daughters favourite actor, although she refers to you as The Stone, but you know....same same.

[Trav Jack @travjack3]

@lachieneale A beer???? Shit hope that an expensive beer you are buying boss. $7 beer or a 2000:1 bet. Geez a beer is the least you could buy. Lol