Travis Elliott

[Travis Elliott @travuhs]

you should hear me yelling at condiments when they fall off my hotdog

[Travis Elliott @travuhs]

I think its funny to ask bartenders for their permission to go to the bathroom..try it.

[Travis Elliott @travuhs]

Well, I'm not about to let some little packet at the bottom of my vitamin jar that says "do not eat" tell ME what to do!!!!

[Travis Elliott @travuhs]

This is the part of the day I dread the most...putting on pants. (dumb,stupid pants.)

[Travis Elliott @travuhs]

sometimes when i start to type the word question..it almost looks like im about to type quesadilla and then i get hungry